I couldn't tell a guy that I sucked my brother's dick — I had to lie

How hard is it to lie to your husband on the phone and suck your lover's dick?

Mom, you don't go for a walk like that, you stand in doggystyle

The wife agrees to a threesome with a friend as it is, but it's better to tie her up

My girlfriend is a good friend girl — she sucks his dick so well

You brought a friend to brag about your boyfriend? Now you two can suck it

Friends don't argue over a girl — they bring her to orgasms together

I won't tell a friend that his fiancée is a whore, I'd rather fuck her myself

I'll rip her pantyhose off and fuck the bitch even if she doesn't want to

It's a little awkward to fuck in front of my husband, but he's watching soccer anyway

I'd rather be a whore than be yours! And you can be a customer

You can smack your ass and pour sperm on it, but don't tell your father

Not getting laid already makes my legs cramp and my pussy hurt — I'm going to my neighbor's right now

Mom, show me your boobs, I'm going to yank quickly and then go to university

While the guy fucks everyone in the mouth in CS:GO, his girlfriend gets fucked in the pussy

Just be quiet, my wife mustn't know how I evaluate female students

Why do I need a guy with 10cm when I have such a best friend?

Neighbor, put your dick away! Can't you see I'm talking to my boyfriend?

Oops, came to her husband to fuck, but forgot that there was someone else's sperm in her pussy

Man, don't worry, I'm fucking your wife with a condom

My husband didn't leave any money, but he called the handyman — I'll pay with my body

Bartender, you can finish your cocktail later, but right now fuck your customer in the anus

My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

That's how you should sell apartments — and the client's wife is not a hindrance